Totally Not A Virgin Tease

As a virgin, what are you missing out on? Oh not much, not with the vanilla sex you'll probably be having when you finally do start having sex. The real magic begins when you've been transcended into the kinky, mind-blowing type of sex I've been having for years. But you don't need to worry about all that because while I fuck whenever, wherever, and however I want, you can focus on yourself--no one knows you better than you do, right?