Totally Not Bragging

I'm so proud of everything I've been able to accomplish so far, but I don't want to brag of course. I can't help that my natural power and appeal has reached so far into the minds and lives of generous, horny men who are willing to give me everything I want. I wouldn't possibly be able to brag about how my life has changed ever since I've embraced and monetized my irresistible sexuality and wit. It's a gift I've humbly accepted for myself, and I could never brag about it :)