The Mystery Surprise Game

*** Custom order; no names *** Something familiar, and something not. That's what you're in for. Yes, this game will have surprise outcomes like the ones you're used to--I'll roll a dice and leave certain things up to chance. But what's more thrilling here is the mystery part: I'm not telling you any of the rules. You've never been so helplessly at my mercy playing along to my game as you are now. Yes, I do have rules I'll be playing by, but for this game, you don't need to worry about them at all. Your only rules are to follow instructions and not cum. So are you brave enough to jump in and play blindly? If not brave, at least curious? Good. Then let's start.