THE GIFT OF HOMEWRECKING

This Jerkmas my goddess gave to me - the gift of homewrecking. Without homewrecking, you'd be miserable. You need homewrecking to give you that sweet escape, that sweet release from her. She can't give you what I can. She doesn't understand your needs. She's not nearly as hot. Show me how thankful you are for me, your homewrecker, and I'll grant you that mind-blowing orgasm you can't get from her.