THE GIFT OF GOONING

This Jerkmas your goddess is giving you the gift of gooning. Gooning is truly a gift for a beta like you. There’s no better feeling than getting lost with me in goonspace, going deeper down that goonhole, and spiraling harder than ever before. Melt your mind to my perfect body, seductive voice, and words. Let everything else fall away, empty that beta brain of yours, and fill it with the gift of gooning.