Game Night Foot Loser

Bet you didn't know I played Board games, did you? Yeah, I'm a bit of a gamer from time to time. You like board games, right? I play games with my girls at Valentine Villa. Would ya like to play with me? You actually thought you were coming to my game night to play on my team? No, no, sweetie. It doesn't work that way. Not at all. You're coming to my game, but not to play. Think of yourself like a cheerleader. You are there to provide me with everything I need when I have fun. I snap my fingers, you crawl and get my water. You get us snacks. If we want take out, guess who is going to pick it up? Footlicker. That's you. FOOT LICKER. You aren't going to play with me.