Boss' Boot Bitch

Your boss has invited you into her office for a meeting. She lets you know that your work has been subpar. I haven't gotten to be the boss bitch that I am by allowing people to waste the company's time. Here at this office, I've found that people who keep a healthy work/life balance are able to focus and be more productive. It seems you need a little uplifting motivation to keep you on track. How about you work for half the pay in exchange for worshipping my boots?? Seems like a fair trade, doesn't it? I'll even let you jerk it right here in my office so you can see how persuasive I can be! Then you will be plenty motivated to keep coming back here again and again when you've accomplished what you need to.