Why are you such a pest... did you do my laundry yet? If you're gonna sit there, at least worship me... Do that thing where you hold it in... like uh, edging or whatever. Smell my feet like a total loser. Sniff them and kiss them... worship me... do that thing where you dedicate your pathetic life to me or whatever. Kiss my feet, idiot... and gimme ten more things you're gonna do for me.