Not gonna work, honey

Oh no baby, that's not gonna work honey. I just can't be fucking someone with SUCH a small penis. How did you think a girl like me could keep dating you? Sweetie, I need a huge thick cock to fuck, not that itty bitty weeny of yours. It's so small, i'd rather fuck myself with my vibrating bullet, It's basically bigger than your cock and that actually does something. That small cock of yours is no good and you need to know it.