DUMBHORNY

You get so stupid when you’re horny. I like you like that. Dumb. Mindless. GOONING! Get dumbhorny for me. Make reckless choices for me. Stroke your life away for me. Empty out your bank account for me. Devote your nights to me. Mmmm. Doesn’t it feel so good? Keep going. Getting dumber and hornier and weaker. Stroke harder. Spend harder. Submit harder!