This is Your Sign to Relapse

You’ve been craving it… aching for it… a big, juicy RELAPSE! This is your sign to give in. You’re already teetering on the edge, aren’t you? You need to feel the rush of adding clip after clip after clip to your cart and checking out. You want to spend alllll your time and money and brain cells on ME! Relapse is unavoidable. It’s not a matter of IF, it’s a matter of WHEN. And the time is now. Give in to me. You know it will feel soooo good!