Your CEO Wife Kendra Humiliates You with a Half-Hearted Handjob

“It’s the morning of my executive promotion and you’re in bed with a boner? I’m glad you think I look sexy in my stockings and heels, but a quickie is out of the question. And BJs are for winners, like my big boss. Unemployed losers get to jiggle-jerk into their pajama bottoms — after they clean house and do the laundry…”