Why You Don't Jerk For Free: An Interactive Discussion

Let's have a chat about why you don't jerk for free anymore. We're going to go through a couple humiliating scenarios, and I'm even going to have you look back and think about the first time that disgusting piece of flesh let you down. That's right, you're going to reflect on why you don't deserve to be in control, Beta. But not to worry, after going through all the ways in which you're useless, we're going to talk about your new life and how you can be USEFUL. You're going to pump with purpose from now on. And your new purpose is making me richer, while you get poorer. This new life is just better. It just makes sense. You're welcome.