Rejected and Stood Up (Featuring: Princess Bella)

I've noticed the way you look at me. I can tell that you want to ask me out but you're too nervous. Well just go ahead and do it. It's better than staring creepily and what's the worst that can happen? Actually, I'm pretty sure the worst IS actually going to happen, haha. I could just say no, but that's not much fun. I'll probably laugh at you when I do it. But I think the MOST funnest thing I could do is actually say "yes"! - and then I'm going to intentionally stand you up. You're going to wait aaaalll night in front of the restaurant until it slowly dawns on you that I'm not coming and I'd NEVER date a fucking LOSER like YOU!!!  HAHAHAHA -Princess Bella