Personalised Datability Assessment

IMPORTANT: Once this clip has sold 100 times, it will be permanently removed from sale. Details at the bottom. You might have heard, I’m very active on the dating scene. Which makes me a bit of an expert on it. I know what I like in a man. I know what my friends like in a man. And now it’s time you found out exactly where you sit on the datability scale. Even if you think you know, this will put you firmly in your place. While you jerk your useless cock over me in this video, I’ll give you 16 (mostly new) probing questions or tasks. I’ve chosen the questions not just to embarrass you but also to figure out how much of a loser you are or if you should actually attempt dating. While you answer the questions (and probably grow increasingly embarrassed at how lame your answers are), you can wank away until you send me your responses. So I can judge you better, you have the option to send me photos of yourself. That helps me assess you but I know most of you will be too scared to do that, so it’s totally optional. Watch the clip first then decide if you want to send photos. If you buy this clip before it sells out, email your answers to the questions in the video within 5 days. I’ll send back a personalised video message where I read your answers. The video will be just for you, I’ll use your name/username/nickname and no one else will see it. In it, I’ll look through your answers and rate every aspect of your datability. You might even learn some lessons on how to make yourself more desirable to women. I’m sure you’ll rewatch the video many times while you beat away at your little dick. Want a 5 minute clip instead of 2-3 minutes? Use the markup code "GOLARGE" (puts the price up $25) and remind me you paid extra in your email. IMPORTANT: You must include your username and the website you bought this from when you email me. REMINDER: Like all my personalized clips, I don’t want to record hundreds of responses, so I limit the number of times it can sell. Once there’s 100 sales, I’ll remove this clip from my stores.