Goon Counseling The 7 Stages Of Acceptance: Part 6

(This Clip is Topless and Includes Mind Melting Visuals and Audio) 

I need to start off this session by telling you how proud of you I am gooner, you really stuck with the program and as we near the end I feel confident in your progress. I remember when you use to come in here miserable, dragging your feet. Reluctantly listening to me, trying to put off your goon homework and now you’re a completely different person! You’ve begun to embrace your life as a goonaholic and have made great strides to complete all the tasks I’ve laid out to ensure you live a happy, successful and goon filled life long after our time together is complete. Todays session is all about driving the message home. You’ve admitted you’re a gooner, you’ve admitted you’re a goonaholic but too often I see cases of gooners try and convince themselves months later that maybe they aren’t a goonaholic after all and that’s because my teachings have given you the tools to allow gooning to be part of your every day life but not take over. When gooners start to feel like maybe it isn’t my tools that have helped but ponder If they were ever goonaholics they relapse into their old ways and I can’t let that happen to you. I’ve created a fresh batch of fire hot goon fuel and I want you to do your best to refrain from stroking, I know you’re going to fail I’ll be honest but I think it’s important you understand with full certainty that gooning is stronger than you, your goon addiction is stronger than your will power and when you find yourself stroking and gooning in todays session I think it will lock in all your progress. You need to follow the schedule I’ve laid out for you, you must listen to me otherwise a dangerous relapse could be around the corner.