I'm An Angel... I Promise

I'm an angel that has appeared above you in bed. No, you're not dreaming, I'm really here... And I've come with something divine. I just need you to sniff some of this... You can trust Me, mortal. I was sent by God. I'm here to protect you, not corrupt you. Everything that I do and say is for your own benefit and I'm not manipulating you with your religion at all. God wants you to sniff more. Every single day, you need to sniff to get higher to God. He also wants you to serve and worship Me from now on, and so the first thing you need to do, is worship My divine heavenly ass...