Better Off Without your Small Dick

I have a very special surprise for you! It is football day! And, as such, I think it is finally time to take our relationship to the next level. Don't I look sexy in this football jersey? I want to see your dick and do all kinds of things to it. You have been so patient, after all, waiting until I decide it is time to take things further. So... let Me see it! Oh wow... is that it?! LOL! Wait, are you not fully hard yet or? I suppose I will tease you to make sure it is fully hard. Still no change? How could you have led Me to believe you were this normal guy when really you dick is so small?! Unbelievable! Honestly, you may be better off without it...