Ruin Your Life and Steal Your Wife

I have a plan to destroy you. The first step, which I'm already succeeding admirably at, is to get you addicted to me. I'll make you dedicate so much of your time and finances towards worshipping me that you start to completely neglect your marriage. I'll be ready, while you're blissfully ignorant and deep in bitch space, to swoop in and take your wife from you. She's already eager to put an end to the years of the sexual dissatisfaction of being married to a gooner. I want to make her mine. I want to show her the pleasure that she should have been experiencing all this time. I want to take everything from you. Just because I can. You'll be left with nothing but your jerking addiction. But you're gonna let it happen because the ecstasy of pleasing me is just too powerful to resist.