No Relief Before Locktober

You thought I might let you empty your balls before Locktober? Think again. I want you going into this month desperate. If you think you're already frustrated now, it's about it get 100 times worse. But I'm not doing this because you've been bad or to punish you. I'm doing this to you because I think you can handle it. At least, I want to see if you can! So edge your brains out because at midnight, just as the calendar rolls into October, I'm locking you up.