Distracted Handjob

It’s Sunday, and the football game is on. Now, you know I’m part of a fantasy football league, so my attention is clearly on the game. But my toy wants a handjob. So, we’ll knock out two birds with one stone today. I’ll sit here and watch the game and he’ll get a nice distracted handjob. He’s lucky I’m paying any attention to him at all. I’ve got money on the football game.