Everything Else Pales Next to Me

This time of year, it's easy to find yourself spending time with friends and family for the usual holiday festivities. Only this year, it's different. You're.. Distracted. Why? Is it because no matter how hard you try, the only thing you can think about is ME? You try to focus on conversations, but your mind wanders. My image bubbles up in your thoughts and your cock stirs. Will it happen right there at the dinner table? Will you accidentally say my name? You are nothing like you used to be, you're completely enthralled. It's natural, don't worry. You and thousands of other men. All you want to do is hurry home to jerk off for me again, leaving everyone else behind.