Friendzone

Thank you for coming over. I’ve just had the worst luck with men recently. That last one ended up being such a douchebag. I wish I could just date guys like you. You’re nice, sweet, and thoughtful. You’re always here for me whenever I’m having trouble. I know I’ve friend-zoned you in the past but that was a long time ago. Maybe it’s time to take that next step in our friendship. I know you’re in love with me. That’s why you’re always around. Would you like that? Do you want to kiss me? Come a little closer, love. Do you want to escape the friendzone?