Gooning Whore

There’s a new term I’ve learned recently and I really quite like it. Gooning. Gooning is described as the state you boys work yourself up into when you’re masturbating for long **** of time. You’re a gooning whore. You work yourself up into a state of utter uselessness. All you do is just keep rubbing your hands all over your cock and your brain just turns off. I like this term because it describes most of you masturbation junkies quite well. You’re a bunch of gooning jerk addicts. Mindlessly pumping away at those little stumps because you have nothing better to do. Well, let’s not break the schedule. Get your cock out and start jerking for me. Show me how much of a mindless pumping creature you can become.