Relationship Upgrade

Honey, sit down. We need to talk. We’ve been spending a lot of time together because of quarantine and it’s made me realize some things about our relationship. Mostly things I’d like to change. I don’t like our relationship where it is. I don’t like you most of the time, honestly. So I’ve decided to come up with some ideas to put our relationship exactly where I want it. You’re going to agree to all of my demands or say goodbye to your beautiful wife forever. It’s submission or divorce. It’s your call, dear.