Summertime always makes me a little nostalgic, like back when playing with squirtguns and water balloons was the highlight of the day! Being an adult, I don't get to do those things much anymore, so I've decided to make YOU my personal squirtgun! I'm going to make you get that dick out, tease you into a quick explosion and then tease you into a second one! C'mon, what fun is a super soaker that you can only fire once, right? Time to entertain me with a jerk workout!