The Devious Djinn

Oh hello there. You must be the new master of the lamp. Figured you’d give it a good rub and see what came out? Well, here I am. I am a Djinn, and I am bound by the magic of the lamp to give you three wishes. You can wish for whatever you want, really. Just be careful how you use your words. By the contracts of my service, I can interpret the wish you make exactly as I see it. What do you truly desire? Money? Power? Good looks? I can give you all of that and so, so much more. Now, let’s start off simple. Just say “I wish…”