Too Close to My Red Lips

Fan request! I am meticulously applying my red, glossy lipstick.. Looking into the mirror and getting it just right. All of a sudden, I notice a tiny little man has strayed far too close to me. He seems mesmerized by my lips and my shiny, sticky lip gloss. He can't help himself and continues to draw closer.. but as he gets closer, I realize how hungry I am. He is obviously delicious or he wouldn't smell so good.. so I lure him closer and closer. I intend to swallow him whole. His fascination with my gorgeous mouth will be the end of him.. literally.