Eat My Feet

I've been traveling for two weeks and my feet are a mess. Before I go to the spa for a proper pedicure I decide to snip off my toenails one by one and feed them to YOU, my little foot freak. I use a Ped Egg to slough the **** skin off my feet and you agree to absolutely anything I ask of you as long as that means I'll tip that whole pile into your eager, open mouth. All those long hard days of completing tasks and chores for me have finally paid off. You've never dreamed that I would let you eat my feet. Savor the taste, memorize it, this might never happen again.