Team Virgin!

I'm so glad you've finally come to terms with the fact that you will be a virgin forever. Isn't it such a relief not to have to worry about finding a girlfriend anymore? All you need is me! Hey, I mean you save money by living in your step-parents basement. You save money not spending on tons of dates. Then you get to spend it on me! Who cares that you don't dress nice, that your dick is tiny, that you don't have a skincare routine, none of it matters anymore. The only thing that matters is ME and life is simpler that way. You don't even need to orgasm anymore, just disregard your dick, lock it away and concentrate on ME!