The Modern Caveman

How weird is the financial domination fetish, really? If you think about it it makes so much sense. Of course you're drawn to a confident, demanding woman such as myself. It's built into your DNA to prove yourself, to provide, to show off. This little song and dance is as old as time. You are attracted to me, you want me. The only difference between the stone age and NOW is that you're satisfying your urges through a computer screen. You can't have me, you can never have me, so you'll settle for my attention. I make you jump through hoops to get it. All of you are scrambling for a little piece of DGJ. Working harder every day, just for me. It's all for me. Work harder, do better.