Pussy Ban

You are a straight-up SIMP. You are pussy-whipped without the pussy. You love women, you just don’t have sex. You are not a sexual being, you’re a little loser. You don’t deserve to see my designer pussy. Vaginas are sacred and so special. How you came out of one, I don’t know. From now on I don’t want you looking at MY pussy and in fact, I don’t want you looking at ANY pussy. You’re unworthy. I forbid you from pussy. No porn for you. You will only admire women fully clothed. This is your pussy free life. The only pussy you’ll ever see again is in the mirror. I am saying pussy so much it must feel like I’m mocking you, huh? Good hunch, I am. (This is good practice for you for when MasterCard actually bans pussy for real.)