Humiliating CBT Jerk Off Game

This is going to be terrible for you. I'm going to say horrible things. I'm going to go way too fast. You will be in pain, physically and emotionally, frequently. Let's get started. But before we begin you must have a quarter, rubber bands, some kind of underwear, sandpaper and hot sauce. Find an object to shove in your ass. Fuck it, get a large mirror too.