New Year, New Job

I gave you a chance in 2022 to be of actual use and yet you disappointed Me. Another year of failure, huh? I guess the only thing I can do now before completely kicking you to the curb, is give you the job of a bottom feeder. Literally! If you fuck this up then you're gone. this is your last chance. To be honest, this should be hard to mess up and yet I know there is a chance someone as pathetic as you still will! For 365 days you will be My new toilet bitch. Saying please and thank you for every last drop and learning to enjoy the taste of Me is your task for this year. I honestly don't care if you hate it, it's this or nothing. I'm sure you don't want to live this life in exile, do you? Open up, it's going to be a long, fun year...