No Pussy Pledge

It's what you want more than anything. It's what you crave and fantasize and dream about. It's something you'll never have. Pussy. Pussy isn't for you. Pussy is for real men, not drooling losers, and it's time for you to finally accept your destiny of endless jerking. It's time to embrace your pussy denied reality. Today you're going to give up on the hope of pussy as you take my "no pussy pledge." No more hope of pussy for you, my good boy!