You'll Never Be Normal

You know what I like about you? You just keep getting more pathetic. You're warping your brain with porn and constant gooning, finding yourself turned on by weirder and more perverted things, fucking up your life one clip at a time. Maybe you were normal once. That was before I broke you. And look at you now! But no one is truly hopeless. Right? There's still time to save yourself... isn't there? Haha, yeah right! It's too late for you, loser. You have permanent porn brain damage. You'll never be normal. You'll always come crawling back to the screen, sinking lower and lower, as you jerk your life away. You'll never be normal again. I'll make sure of it.