New Valentine's Day Plans Pt 1

Must have clip for all of My losers. I hope you don't have any plans for Valentine's Day this year! Probably not, because you're a loser. But if you do, you're going to have to cancel them. Fuck your stupid wife or girlfriend. I come first, ALWAYS. You are going to spend all day stroking to My clips and buying presents off of My wishlist. I also forbid you to buy anything for your significant other if you have one! ALL day long you will stroke and shop for Me until you pass out, dick-in-hand. Admit it, this is the best V-day you could ever hope for! Stroking all day long to the girl of your dreams, doesn't get any better than that! Alright loser, well you have time to rearrange your schedule if need be.