Barely Blackmail

I know you've been thinking about blackmail for awhile now; the idea of it completely consumes your thoughts. You've bought several blackmail clips, and you love every second of them. You love listening to Me telling you that I'm going to take over your life, your finances, that I'm going to gain complete control to do whatever I please. And yet, you never follow through with My instructions. Well all of that changes today. See, I know what the problem is. My other blackmail clips have been just a little too extreme for your feeble little mind. So today, I'm going to ask you for some really basic information. I'm not even sure if this constitutes as real blackmail and that's why I'm calling this one: barely blackmail.