To All The Boys I've B-mailed

You see the title. Are you one of the many boys who have bought My b..l..ackmail clips in the past and sent Me some incriminating information about yourself? Well if you are, you better be sure to buy this clip! See, I have a plan in store for all of you that will go down exactly one month from today: on November 5th 2018. If you aren't willing to roll the dice and risk the chance of Me completely exposing you then you need to buy this clip and follow all of My instructions. Don't say I didn't warn you.