Pussy-Free Loser Pledge

Pussy has fully rejected you. There isn't a woman on earth who wants your pathetic loser dick. You know it, I know it, all of womankind knows it. But there's still this small part of you that's living in hope of someday finding a woman who will take pity on you and let you finally experience real pussy. It's time to quash that false hope forever. No more fantasies about finally getting laid, no more dreams of turning into a real man, no more lying to yourself and hoping for the impossible. You're a loser, you'll always be a loser, and you are NEVER getting pussy. It's time to take the Pussy-Free Loser Pledge and finally destroy all of those false hopes forever. You're never getting laid, loser. Give up NOW.