The Dirtier the Better

Mind if I kick off my flip flops? God, my feet are filthy! Sorry about that... wait, aren't you the **** with a massive thing for feet? The dirtier the better, I heard! Foot bitches are so easy to spot! I bet you want to lick all the dirt off my pretty feet, don't you, perv? I'm gonna have you licking them clean every night before dinner, getting all the dirt out from between my toes, for as long as we're on this yoga retreat.