BOBBING FOR ASSHOLES

Everyone left without playing any games at our Halloween party. I catch you trying to pass out, but since we're both buzzed I'd like to play a variant of one of the games we were gonna play. It'll be fun! Instead of "Bobbing for Apples" it'll be "Bobbing for Assholes!" I want you to tongue my sweet, juicy bung! Lick me! Savor my flavor! You're so good at eating my ass. Say, once you get my asshole nice and wet, maybe we can have anal sex? Maybe put the "white" in Snow White