ROBOCUTRIX

Here at FFA, we used to wait for men to come to us, sign over all their money, and, well, we'd "take care of" them. It was too slow for our liking. That's where the pinnacle of our efforts comes in, The Robocutrix! While your wife is out to lunch with your mother, she'll be taking out the trash. Modeled after me because I'm hot, she's capable of any method of eradication! She's one cold, heartless (literally) assassin and you're going to be her first field test. We need a male sperm sample, and you're going to give it while she tests out all her functions. Does she really look dangerous to you? Well, she should.