Paying Your Dick Tax and Some CBT

It's tax time! And as I was doing My taxes, I noticed that far too many of you have NOT paid your dick tax yet! Not to worry, you can send payment directly through here and I will take care of all of the paper work for you! I will tell you exactly how much you owe, down to the half inch of your dick size! So make sure you have measured accurately. But, because your little dicklet is such a menace to society, you are also going to punish your cock and balls directly for being so disappointing and useless to society with clothespins and a wooden spoon. The price of the video is for the consultation, and does not go towards your dick tax. Happy Tax season losers!