What I Think of Virgins of Different Ages

You’ll stroke while I teach you what it means to be a virgin at every age. I want you horny and submissive as I take you through each bracket, from young to old, explaining exactly what being a virgin at your age says about you. Along the way, I’ll educate you on how and why real men get laid, while losers like you get ignored and left behind. These important lessons will confirm you as a useless beta bitch and I’ll make sure you’re left in your natural virgin state: blue-balled, embarrassed and totally ashamed.