Are You Big Enough?

Let me guess - you're desperate to fuck me and actually think you stand a chance to get in my pants. You realize that I have exceptionally high standards, right? I'm not going to waste my time fucking average dicks, and below average dicks are completely out of the question! I'm willing to give you a shot, but it comes with a bit of risk to your ego. Take off your pants and show me what you have. If it's up to my standards, we can do anything you want in bed! We'll have a wild night doing all the kinky things you've ever desired. However.... If it's too small for my standards, I'm going to utterly humiliate you. I'll make you strip completely naked and jerk your sub-standard dicklet while I verbally destroy you. Still up for the challenge? Let's see if you're big enough!