Loser Counseling

Desperate to break out of the loser cycle? Ready to put in the work and finally stop being such an embarrassment? Obviously I know a thing or two about losers, so why not take my advice? Consider me your loser life coach. I’ll give you the guidance you clearly need, and help you embrace your true destiny. Your life is such a sad wreck right now, what do you have to lose? Step in to your loser counseling session - I promise, this is exactly where you belong.