3 Inches Or Less Club

Welcome to the Three Inches or Less Club! Buying this video lets me know that you're a proud member (even though we both know you should be ashamed). You have a tiny little cock, and now you'll be included in an exclusive club for pathetic men like you. Three inches or less? That's barely a cock at all! It's basically just a huge clit. In addition to letting me know who my tiny cock boys are, buying this video serves as a tax for having such a worthless dick. You know you deserve to pay for being so small. You have a tiny penis, and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't change it, so you might as well accept it and join the club. You'll be a member for life, there's no getting out.