Your Wife Doesnt Understand You

Your wife doesn't understand you. She doesn't truly understand your needs -- but I do. I understand your addictions, your compulsive need to watch porn and pump your cock. I really get you, in a way your wife never will. There's no place for her in your pornocentric sex life. I know you've been feeling this way for a while. Haven't you been wondering why sex with her doesn't feel as good as jacking off? Why you can't stop thinking about watching porn and gooning harder? It's because those are your real addictions. There's no room for her here. There's nothing wrong with you. You don't need to change. You just have to accept that your wife will never get it. She'll never understand that there's no place for her here. But that's why you have Me -- I understand you in ways she never could.