Based on conversations with my friends when we’re talking about guys, I’ve come up with a list of things to help you finally lose your virginity.
I like to tease you about being a virgin. I find it amusing. Until recently, I’d never heard of anyone being a virgin at the age of some of you losers! It’s hard to believe you’ve had so little contact with women. It entertains me but I feel a little sorry for you. You really are quite hopeless. If you haven’t figured out how to lose your virginity by now, you probably never will without help. So here’s my tips.